Shall we be donating an island?

By Estanislao Albano, Jr.

“ “Natuduan diay motor idi rabii siempre nabasa pay laeng diay foam. Daytan to met ta saan mo us-usaren ti utek mo.” (The motorcycle was rained on last night so the foam is still wet. The matter with you is you do not use your brain.)”

Palace Spokesman Harry Roque informed that the Covid-19 vaccine to be administered to the President will be the Pfizer.
It’s the Vice President who will wait for the Sinovac.
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Senator Ralph Recto urged Filipinos not to demonize Chinese Covid-19 vaccines.
Okey daw sa kanila ni Ate Vi ang Sinovac.
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Manila Mayor Francisco Domagoso or Isko said he is willing to be vaccinated against Covid-19 in public.
The question in my mind is which vaccine is he willing to be vaccinated with.
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China will be donating anti-Covid-19 vaccines.
Shall we also be donating an island in gratitude?
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Philippine Ambassador to China Jose Santiago Sta. Romana said that the Philippines is high in the priority list of whom to supply with Covid-19 vaccines.
China is also the priority vaccine source of Malacanang.
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Difference in the WPS:
China is island-hopping.
RP is island hoping.
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The Banaue Rice Terraces is known as the “Eighth Wonder of the World.”
The “Ninth Wonder of the World” is how come authors of DepEd learning materials do not know anything about Banaue.
Sometime ago, they misspelled the name to Banana in a text book and recently, in a module that has gone viral, they wrote that the natives of the place are Aetas.
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Senator Christopher Go announced that he is not running for higher office in 2022.
I believe him because if he was running, his tarps would be all over the archipelago since last year.
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If you want VFA, pay – PRRD to US
Hoping he will say that next to the POGOs. Heard they have billions of unpaid taxes.
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PRRD demands $6B for VFA.
That and the restoration of the cancelled US visa of Senator Ronald dela Rosa.
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JPE turned 97 earlier this month.
Must be he is awfully grateful he did not get killed when he was ambushed.
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Why were all election cases filed by former US President Donald Trump thrown out by the courts?
No eBiden.
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POLITICIANS AND VENDORS
Dagiti vendors kurang ti kiloda.
Dagiti politicians sobra ti killoda.**

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