By Estanislao Albano, Jr.
WORD FOR THE DAY
discovidient – refusing to comply with Covid-19 quarantine rules
Ex: Koko Pimentel
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SKELETAL AND SKELETON FORCE
Depende sa composition. Pag mga payat na empleyado maiwan, skeletal force. Pag yong matataba naman, yon yong skeleTON force.
Ngayong lockdown na mahirap ang pagkain, mas mainam yong skleleton force dahil may nagsabi na pagtaggutom, yong mga payat patay na pero yong mga mataba, pumapayat pa lang.
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Noong kompanya, sabi ng mga politiko tested na daw sila tapos noong dumating and Covid-19 pandemic nakikipag-unahan sila sa test. Ano ba yan.
Pero mayroon daw ilang politiko na ayaw magpatest sa takot na ang resultang lalabas ay “Negathieve.”
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Ito ang masaklap pakinggan: “Maski naman noong wala pang virus di ka nagsisimba.”
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Covid-19 must really have come from bats because some people are so batty they minimize the deadliness of the virus just because it comes from China
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MOCHA GEOGRAPHY IMPROVING
In a video circulating in social media, Overseas Workers Welfare Administration deputy administrator Mocha Uson is saying she is in “La Trinidad, Baguiows.”
At least now, La Trinidad and Baguio are close to each other unlike Mayon Volcano and Naga City which are in different provinces. Remember that time she announced that Mayon Volcano is in Naga? And of course, the country Norwegia is not yet in the map.
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When called by the National Bureau of Investigation (NBI) to explain her false post where the wrong photo of PPEs was used, Uson told the lawmen what happened was an honest mistake.
Will the NBI make the honest mistake of believing Mocha? Abangan!
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Sa huli, mayroon na daw mask testing! Itsek daw kung di nahuhulog kung tatango tayo!
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In a rare move, Indonesia invokes Hague ruling favoring the Philippines over China in their West Philippine Sea (WPS) territorial dispute.
We Filipinos who do not want to lose our islands in the WPS should rally behind Indonesia!
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Taking a cue from the pronouncement of the President there will be no resumption of classes without a Covid-19 vaccine, I am calling for the shutting down of the government until we find a vaccine against corruption.
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Regarding the alleged move to also go after netizens threatening the Vice President, some DDS are defending the person who asked on social media where the house of Leni so he could go kill her by saying that it is not certain if he meant the Vice President since there are many women named Leni.
I agree with them. For example, we have Leni Misalucha, the singer, and Leni Mercado, the wife of Senator Ramon Revilla, Jr.
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Ano kaya ang dahilan na sinabi ni Health Secretary Francisco Duque nasa second wave na tayo ng Covid-19 pagkatapos bawiin din kaagad?
Second childhood?
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One hundred sixteen countries including Russia are pushing for an independent inquiry on the origin of the Covid-19 virus.
In the end, China may find itself isolated with just North Korea, the World Health Organization (WHO) and the Philippines on its side. The common denominator among the three entities is they were the only ones in the entire world who praised China’s handling of the deadly virus.
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Hinahangaan ang mga taga-Baguio City sa disiplina nila laban sa Covid-19.
Gumugulo lang naman ang Baguio City pag umaakyat doon ang mga dayo.
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The Lower House is getting flak for passing a bill allowing 100 percent foreign ownership of public services such as transportation, communications and power. The oppositors are saying the proposed law violates the 1987 Constitution.
Well, there is nothing we can do when we have government leaders who are 100 percent foreign owned. **
